Paislians, Allies, and Associates: Bukkake!
We must appologize in advance that you will likely see this message scrawled across every forum We have access to. You may even receive it more than once in your inbox. Sorry.
As required by law, when We wish to hold Parliament, we must let as many Paislians as possible know one month in advance. So: We wish to hold Parliament the weekend of May 2nd-3rd, which is of course also the weekend of Empire Day, Our birthday. We were thinking that Saturday, 2nd May, would kick off with an informal breakfast cocktail reception, sober up towards mid afternoon when we would hold the official Parliament (I really don't expect much business this year: Only silly pedagogery!), followed, of course, by the traditional campfire-pavillion-boozeup, open to anybody who'll come (strictly by invitation).
R.S.V.P., if you wish, or you could wait for more details. Also any comments, questions, or concerns are most certainly welcome! Further, if you *do* have any serious business you want brought up at Parliament, do let me know first, please, so that I can draw up an itinerary.
(cross posted todrhackenbush)